QUICKIE: Vincenzo was pretending to make a birthday cake out of his couscous by stirring it with his finger. He pulled out his finger, held it out to Kevin, and asked, “Wanna lick the spatula?”
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I have good news and I have bad news. You all seem like the kind of people who like bad news first, so I will tell you that NO ONE guessed the three incorrect classes yesterday. Not even people who know what city I live in and could have cheated. I’ve said this before and I’ll have to say it again: you’re all a bunch of losers.
The fake classes are, in no particular order:
1. Intermediate Juicing (because SERIOUSLY…)
2. Excel as a Pedestrian (though the city is selling a video by this name)
3. Yogaerobics (but if you want to take Yogalates, this is your town!)
Now for the good news: I’m feeling generous. Five people guessed two classes correctly, so I’ll draw a winner from them. I’ve gone ahead and assigned each of these half-losers a character from Candy Land.
Midwest Mommy, you are Jolly:
Tricia, you’re Mr. Mint
Jennifer J: you’re Lolly
Andrea: you’re Gramma Nut
McStreamy: you’re Red Square
I’ll be Princess Frostine, your beautiful and unconditionally loved leader.
I will now turn all the cards face down and call in the Royal Card Turner to choose the one and only winner of this competition. Royal Card Turner? Ahem, ROYAL CARD TURNER? Oh.
Anyway. Here’s the drawing.
Congrats, Midwest Mommy! You can send your address to me at rachelabeto (at) hotmail (dot) com.