I have no pictures of the boys carving pumpkins this year. As the sole photographer in the family, it is hard to take pictures of yourself carving pumpkins while your boys languorously drape themselves over various pieces of furniture in the house and watch football as you carve their pumpkins for them.
Actually, that is not true. I do have pictures of one boy carving pumpkins this year.
This is the one boy who sat there and carved pumpkins with me while the other two played with Hot Wheels, watched football, and/or asked if they could have dessert repeatedly while I sweated it out in the kitchen, carving their pumpkins.
I am a traditionalist when it comes to carving pumpkins. I deal in triangles, circles, and the occasional crescent moon shape. Here are a few examples of my work, which was a team effort from the boys in the past:
This year, I asked Leo if he was feeling more triangle or circle about the eyes and he said, “I want a unicorn!”
I told him I don’t think I can make a unicorn out of circles and triangles, and he said it’s easy, mom! Just make it like this:
So I took a deep breath, fired up the Internet, picked up a knife, and Edward Scissorhanded something into his pumpkin.
Eh? Not too bad!
Then Rocco came over, having previously ordered triangle eyes and a circle nose, which was good because making that unicorn pumpkin really took a lot out of me. Rocco took one look at Leo’s pumpkin, reevaluated his opinion of me, and said, “I’ll take a dragon.”
Holy crap, I had no idea I could do something like that! I didn’t enjoy it, but I did it!
I patted myself on the back, as the boys had gone back to rolling around on the carpet and thus were not available to do the patting on the back. Then I had a moment of panic and dread, thinking of all the Halloweens spread out before me, all the pumpkins I’d be asked to carve into spiderwebs and headless horsemen scenes and staged lunar landings, and I just had to sit down for a moment to cry.
Until I looked over and saw what Vincenzo had carved into his pumpkin, all on his own:
HaHA! Sucker. Can’t wait ‘til next year.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Beef and vegetable chowder
Rootbeer floats, which I originally typo’d as “rootbeef floats,” which sounds like something my husband would ask for