Sometimes McStreamy leaves her kid with us for the day. We love these days—we call them Double Leo days because we named our kid after her kid. That’s how much we like them.
Anyway, I just wanted to show of the kind of high quality childcare the McStreamies gets at Mrs. Mouthy’s Quality Childcare.
Yesterday the boys made weapons and armor out of our garbage.*
Then they wanted helmets, and you know what? I’d like to see you try to make a helmet out of a gigantic piece of black construction paper.
Some of the kids wanted the same helmet made in white, but we told them no. That’s the kind of thought that puts the word “quality” into Mrs. Mouthy’s Quality Day Care.
Next we went outside to pick blackberries, and when our buckets were full I had to pick just one more clump, and that clump happened to be the front door of a wasp’s nest, and these wasps were not asking any questions. An army of them came zinging out of the bushes and launched an attack on my stomach, causing me to throw my bucket of blackberries into the air and yell “RUN!” The boys just stood there, so I yelled, “RUN! RUN! RUN!” until they got the message.
The kids in my care get such great physical exercise!
Once I deemed it was safe and there was no cartoon-sized bee swarm chasing us down, I apologized to the boys for what I was about to do next and then whipped my shirt off to make sure no more wasps were on me.
Let’s call that moment a lesson in health ed.
(If this blog were about me and not about my fine quality childcare services, I’d mention that this was not my first whacking-myself, shirt-removal, crazy-dance bee sting of the day. I’d mention that there was another wasp that got me in the morning, so I thought I was cleared for the rest of the day.)
(Seven stings. SEVEN stings, plus some weird looking spots that are maybe hives, maybe cluster stings, if that’s a thing. Probably cluster stings.)
On the way back in we stopped at the vegetable garden to pick cucumbers (banana for scale).
Let’s call this lesson a continuation of health ed.
Back inside, Mr. Mouthy had gotten home and wanted to try out a juicer attachment he got for the Kitchenaid mixer. We loaded up the blackberries, and voila! Juice came out one end and as a bonus, blackberry turds came out the other end. Mr. Mouthy then taught the boys the expression “pinch a loaf,” and got the boys chanting, “Pinch! Pinch! Pinch” as they watched the turds fall.
The vocabulary enrichment at Mrs. Mouthy’s Quality Childcare, guys! It’s insane!
Well, as they say, you get what you pay for and Mrs. Mouthy’s Quality Childcare costs absolutely nothing. And they say nothing in life is free!
And now, for my Amelia Bedelia lemon meringue pie moment of the day where something actually went right, please see what’s cookin’ 2nite.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Beef satay with peanut dipping sauce
Sauteed squash with parmesan
*For anyone who is stalking me and who knows that 2 of my boys are away at camp this week, I somehow ended up with up to 5 boys at my house today anyway. I loved it!