Every day when Kevin gets home from work, Vincenzo runs up to him and yells, “Let’s fight, Daddy!” They used to use foam swords but their fights have evolved beyond physical weapons, into the cerebral. Instead, one person throws an imaginary object at the other and the other shouts out his defense then throws an imaginary object back. Vincenzo has invented all but one imaginary weapon in this game. How, we don’t know.
Vincenzo, making a throwing motion: Cactus ball!
Kevin: Duck! Cannon ball!
V: Jump! Cactus ball! Cannon ball!
K: Duck! Dodge! Angry kitten!
V: Protective shield all over my body! Electrician! Zip! Zip!
K: What?
V: Electrician!!! Zip!
K: Uh…shell?
V: But there’s a hole in it! Heart attack! Heart attack!
I’ll go make that call to the family therapist now…
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Scotch salmon
Lime-cilantro sweet potato fries
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This reminds me of Facebook where people are always throwing virtual food at me. Yesterday, I got hit with bacon
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