All right, you all failed me in the comments section, but my friend Renee texted some winners. She’s my former blogging friend and my current IRL friend who lives 1,412 miles too far away, and she is the funniest person I know.
1. You can camouflage with anything…but you make a loud fire alarm sound every time you do.
2. You have X-ray vision…but every time you use it you appear naked to everyone else.
And here’s one she made up just for me:
3. You never drop a breakfast casserole again…but you never make one as good as the one you dropped.
Renee, I will be sending you the prize of one million dollars shortly. (Did I forget to mention the prize earlier?)
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Who can be tied down with dinner options on a 70 degree day in Seattle?!