1. Rocco, reading this bottle of salt:
Mom, what does LODIZED mean?
2. Jnet: Vincenzo, I got you a book about introverts. Do you know what an introvert is?
V: Yes. It’s very bad.
Jnet: It’s not bad to be an introvert!
Me: Honey, it’s totally okay to be an introvert!
V: Oh. I thought it was really bad.
Me: Wait—what do you think introvert means?
V: Like…a pedofile?
(And there we were, telling him it was totally okay to be one.)
3. Rocco helped put together this puzzle:
He kept pronouncing Hostess like hostas and referring to Little Debbies as Little Derbies. We corrected him about 100 times, then just gave up and bought him a box of Little Derbies.
4. One of Rocco’s thank you notes:
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Fish ‘n chips