Just a few funnies:
1. This is how hard-core they are at my kid’s school.
What kind of messed up version of beer pong is this?
2. Me to Leo: Did you sleep like a log last night?
Leo: No; I slept like a ball!
3. Leo: How many years until my birthday?
4. A conversation from making gravy with the boys:
Rocco: How do you know if there’s enough salt?
Me: You taste it and see if it makes your mouth sing.
Leo: I’ll turn the music off.
Leo: So we can hear if the gravy is singing.
5. My nephew, at the pool: “MOM, COME INTO THE WATER. I WANT TO MOTORBOAT!”
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Chicken in mole