1. Rocco, coloring a picture for his book report: “Good thing I got my sharpie out. I forgot to do her boobs.”
(At least that’s what I heard. When I went to inspect the picture later, I realized he had said boots, not boobs. But I like boobs better.)
2. I made halibut cheeks for the first time the other night. Vincenzo stopped with his fork halfway to his mouth to ask, “Wait—what end of the halibut are these cheeks from?”
3. I was volunteering in kindergarten and was given this game to play with the kindies:
I’m sure my mom won’t know what’s funny about these “nonsense words,” but some of you will, and you will appreciate it when I call this game “Everything I Need to Know I Learned in Kindergarten.”
After hearing all the sweet kindergarten voices reading that first word over and over again, I’m going to need an extra therapy session this week.
P.S. Mom, DO NOT LOOK IT UP.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Ceviche halibut tacos
Chocolate chip cookies