I’m not sure if this crazy phenomenon has come to your little corner of the world or if this whole thing is just something my own imagination made up, but there is this drink from a certain coffee store that seems to be made from the juicing of a unicorn and topped off with an edible cloud.
Of course, we are believers and had to try it, so before school one day I brought the boys to Starbucks. Leo was very excited to try his first ever “Flappyccino.”
Here he is, drinking the pretty unicorn juice.
In an instant, he grew to be four times bigger than he used to be.
And in the next instant…
So now knows the taste of regret.
I was not the only mother there that morning, encouraging my children to drink, drink up, drink alllllllll that sugary rainbow sh**. There were loads of us. So now all the elementary school teachers have an answer to their question of What is UP with the kids this week?
If you’re afraid to try it on your own, you can read this article that describes the flavor as the color pink. The flavor of trapper keepers and strawberry milk. Of sour birthday cake and shame.
My own take on the unicorn “flappyccino?” If you loved the taste of Flintstone vitamins growing up—if you ever fantasized about eating a whole bottle of Flintstone vitamins at once and finishing it off with a mouthful of Reddiwhip–then this, this is the drink for you.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Leftovers for those who didn’t hate them the first time
Sandwiches for those who did