Rocco, looking in at the pool where the elderly ladies were all doing their water aerobics: Mom are you old enough to join them in the pool now?
Leo: Are we going home, Mom?
Leo: NO, MOM! I WAS TALKING TO DAD!
Leo: Mom, am I God?
Me: No, Leo. You’re not God.
Leo: Then is Vincenzo God?
Rocco: Mom, which dad that owns that kid in the Minecraft shirt?
Rocco: Dad, where should I put this milkshake when I’m not using it?
Rocco, seeing this stack of onion rings being placed in front of us:
I’ll take the one on the bottom!
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Chicken noodle soup
Triple chocolate brownies a la mode