Rocco, looking in at the pool where the elderly ladies were all doing their water aerobics: Mom are you old enough to join them in the pool now?
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Leo: Are we going home, Mom?
Me: Yes.
Leo: NO, MOM! I WAS TALKING TO DAD!
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Leo: Mom, am I God?
Me: No, Leo. You’re not God.
Leo: Then is Vincenzo God?
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Rocco: Mom, which dad that owns that kid in the Minecraft shirt?
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Rocco: Dad, where should I put this milkshake when I’m not using it?
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Rocco, seeing this stack of onion rings being placed in front of us:
I’ll take the one on the bottom!
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Chicken noodle soup
Fresh bread
Triple chocolate brownies a la mode
