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Rocco, looking in at the pool where the elderly ladies were all doing their water aerobics: Mom are you old enough to join them in the pool now?

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Leo: Are we going home, Mom?
Me: Yes.
Leo: NO, MOM!  I WAS TALKING TO DAD!

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Leo: Mom, am I God?
Me: No, Leo.  You’re not God.
Leo:  Then is Vincenzo God?

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Rocco: Mom, which dad that owns that kid in the Minecraft shirt?

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Rocco: Dad, where should I put this milkshake when I’m not using it?

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Rocco, seeing this stack of onion rings being placed in front of us:

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I’ll take the one on the bottom!

WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Chicken noodle soup
Fresh bread
Triple chocolate brownies a la mode

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