1. Rocco: Mom, when I was born there were no tutus, right?
2. Rocco: How many weeks have I been in since I was born?
3. Rocco: Mom, can I buy this Hot Wheels car?
Me: No. You don’t have any money.
Rocco: We can just take some out of my college account!
4. Rocco: Leo, I can’t understand you! Your words are all blurry!
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Asparagus with hollandaise sauce
Or maybe just hot dogs.