1. Rocco: Mom, when I was born there were no tutus, right?
2. Rocco: How many weeks have I been in since I was born?
3. Rocco: Mom, can I buy this Hot Wheels car?
Me: No. You don’t have any money.
Rocco: We can just take some out of my college account!
4. Rocco: Leo, I can’t understand you! Your words are all blurry!
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Dill salmon
Asparagus with hollandaise sauce
Roasted potatoes
Or maybe just hot dogs.
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That grin…that cowlick…I would go ahead and commission a sculpture of that kid. And get him a tv contract for god’s sake!
But the two heads and three legs…there’s not much of a market for that in the modeling world!