This kid here is too cool for you.
This kid is so cool he sucked all the toothpaste out of its tube for breakfast this morning.
This kid is so cool that he punched his big brother today just so that he himself could have a time out.
This kid is so cool he makes this other cool kid look like the one you would take lunch money from:
This kid is so cool he helps his big brother use the baby toys instead of the other way around.
This kid is so cool that this is how he dyes Easter eggs:
Yup, this is one cool “dig doy” kid (whose b’s haven’t come in just yet).