1. Vincenzo showed me this paper he did in school on Alexander Graham Bell’s “talking machine” that could say simple words. He drew it saying, “MAMA MAMA.”
I told Vincenzo I don’t know why Alexander Graham Bell is such a big deal—I myself made three talking machines that say “MAMA MAMA!”
2. Rocco, helping Leo use the potty seat: Mom! Some poop is coming out!!! Oh never mind…it’s just his penis.
3. Vincenzo to Kevin: Dad, when do we start growing out our playoff beards?