Three Funnies

1. Rocco: Mom, when we do painting at school, we paint on a weasel.

2. R: Can I have a paper towel please?
Me: Sure, but you mean a napkin.
R, laughing at himself: Yeah.  Paper towels are for wiping your penis!

3. Vincenzo: Mom, the Netherlanders must have gone to school for longer than we do.
Me: Why?
V: Because it says here they had bigger brains than we do.
Me: Wait—you mean Neanderthals?
V: No, Netherlanders.

(I checked.  He meant Neanderthals.)

Chicken Enchiladas

Don’t judge me.

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