1. Rocco: Mom, can we say “dinkadonk” in this house?
2. Rocco: Mom, why do people squat?
3. Rocco: When will I be the mommy and you be the kid?
4. And after a discussion about the previous question…
Rocco: What’s your plan for me to get married?
5. Rocco, after eating toast and jam, ran into the kitchen, saying proudly. “Mom! I washed my hands!” I had to take a picture.