How to eat an ice cream cone

An easy, 5-step process as demonstrated by Rocco.

Begin kind of normalish.

Next, let a bunch of ice cream ooze out of your mouth and down your chin.  Chicks dig that.

Third, do something nonconventional.

Fourth, do the same thing only sexier.

Finally, if someone is laughing at you and taking lots of pictures, aim your ice cream cone at the camera and yell, “ICE CREAM BOMB!”

And that’s how it’s done, folks.

(Rocco always eats his ice cream cones upside-down like this.)

(We do not know why.) 

(He’s the only kid who gets excited about his cone falling down right outside of the ice cream store.)

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