1. Vincenzo, watching Rocco stuff his pockets with cars this morning: Rocco’s loading up on cars like Mom loads up on fiber!
2. If you’ve noticed a lack of baby pictures lately it’s because Leo is covered with the worst case of baby acne. We’ve been calling him Pizza Face. Seriously, he looks ready for senior prom.
3. Me, talking to Kevin about our redecorated bedroom: The new rules are no jumping, no throwing, no swordplay, no touching…
Kevin: Hasn’t our bedroom always had a “no touching” rule?
4. Me to Rocco: Oh look, you did some poop in the toilet!
Rocco: I’m so proud of you, Mom.