Me to Rocco: Rocco, what’s your name?
Vincenzo: Mom, once I was playing a game called Pirates Caribeening…have you ever heard of that?
Me: Pirates Caribeening? Yes, I think so…
V: No, not Pirates Caribeening. Pirates of Caribeener.
Kevin: Starring Johnny Deep?
Me: I think it’s Jenny Depp.
Vincenzo was about Rocco’s age when he started calling himself “D.” We never understood exactly why until this week, when Rocco finally came up with a name for his older brother. After all these years, we finally know that the “D” in Vincenzo stands for “Dendo.”