This is how my day started:
A Zhu Zhu pet and a DIY haircut. (New parenting tip: If your ornery 2-year-old needs a diaper change and if your 2-year-old is also holding a Zhu Zhu pet, at all costs wrench the Zhu Zhu pet away from said 2-year-old’s hands before picking him up.)
And for my next act of the day, I locked myself and the kids out of the house.
It’s 9:25AM now. The day is rife with possibilities.