Seriously?

Kevin woke up with the kids this morning and when I got up an hour later, I saw the remains of what he had fed Rocco for breakfast.  It appears the baby was fed:

1 handful of Strawberry Special K
1/4 cup of Corn Bran
1 serving of chips
1 scoop of raisins
1/2 of a chocolate chip cookie
1 sliced banana
1 pickle
1 wedge of cheese
1/2 a piece toast w/butter

All I could think was: Now he wasn’t hungry anymore, and he wasn’t a little caterpillar anymore.  He was a big, fat caterpillar.  He built a small house, called a cocoon around himself.  He stayed inside for more than two weeks, and when he came out he was…

Not a beautiful butterfly.  Nope; he was a beautiful linebacker with high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and the biggest poopy diaper the world had ever birthed.

WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE (husband cooked tonight!):
White-wine braised halibut with charbroiled crust
Roasted potatoes
Red pepper and tomato soup

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