1. V: Back in the time of dinosaurs, humans hadn’t been invented yet, right?
V: I’m hot. Can I have something to cool me down?
M: Sure…like an apple? Or yogurt?
V: An apple.
V: Know why I chose apple, Mom?
M: Because it’s cool and crisp?
V: No…because an apple you can rub all over your body but yogurt you can’t.
3. And for his final act, a snippet from one of the epic battles between Kevin and Vincenzo. Amidst all the swords and battle axes, the laser eyes and force fields, the fight took this turn:
K: Turn into porcupine
V: Turn into ant
K: Turn into magnifying glass
V: Turn into porcupine
K: Turn into ant
V: Step on ant
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Old food that smells probably okay