I’m at the end of my rope. What am I doing wrong? Is Rocco punishing me for occasionally sleeping on my right side when I was pregnant with him? Is it because we occasionally spit-clean is binkies? Should I call the pediatrician for advice? Or the exorcist?
Anyway, sleepless nights are NOT FUNNY and these pictures are probably only funny if you’re manically sleep deprived like me but it’s all I got.
Vincenzo has been wearing this hand a lot and playing doctor. He calls it his doctor’s glove, which is great. The world can never have too many proctologists.
“Proctologist?! What’s a…”
“I don’t think electro-shock sleep training seems to really be working, Mom.”
You can still see the effects of electro-shock sleep training on Rocco’s 4-year-old brother, pictured here at the bottom of the stairs.
“Still not working…”
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Pizza because I didn’t actually make it when I said I did
Which means this whole blog is probably one big lie