Due to an unexpected onslaught of sunny weather, I’m not all that into blogging this week. Here’s just a little somethin’ somethin’ to tide you over. In bold are some search terms that have brought people to my blog, followed by my extraordinarily witty commentary:
i cheese sandwich you:
Well I’m flattered. I cheese sandwich you too.
cat poop floats:
Shouldn’t you instead be searching for “cat won’t stop using our toilet”?
ground hog cat poop:
That was actually the alternate name for my blog, so it’s no wonder the phrase brought you here. I’ll take the high road and let you have it.
Oh, I can help you with that! They’re right next to the adult diapers.
abby peed her pants:
Kristen? Is that you? You know you can just call me and I’ll give it to you straight.
pie eating a man
Now that’s a news story!
it will hurt the whole time you are dyi
That is tragic, to die before you finish searching if it will hurt the whole time. I only hope the “ng” was at least pain-free.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Maple glazed salmon
Brown and wild rice cakes