What would you rather get for Christmas?
1. Chocolate-covered bacon
2. A glow-in-the-dark zombie playset:
3. A t-shirt with this on it:
If you were my lucky, lucky husband you wouldn’t have to choose between the three. He got all this and a magic cheeseburger that comes up with answers such as “I EATED IT” and “MEH.”
Oh, you’re wondering what I got? A new dishwasher with a super sexy hard food disposer that I am hoping will routinely ask if I would like a foot rub and whether or not my emotional needs have been met today.*
I guess that’s what you get for getting your husband a toaster for his birthday.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
My sister’s awesome vegetarian lasagna (thanks for giving me the night off!)
Triple layer fruitcake (but much better than the fruitcake you’re thinking of)
*I just asked the magic cheeseburger if deep down I’m secretly way excited about the dishwasher and it answered, “OMG YES!!!”