1. A conversation between Kevin and Vincenzo that shows how smrt he is:
V: Dad, when we get home I think you know what I’m going to tell you.
V: I’ll give you a clue. It rhymes with “hunk.”
K: What else does it rhyme with?
V: It also rhymes with snack!
V: It’s “I want a grilled cheese sandwich!”
2. A conversation between me and Vincenzo that shows how far he will go to always be right:
V: Girls don’t hammer very well. It’s kind of a guy thing.
Me: That’s not true. Aunt Jnet is really good with a hammer. She even went to carpentry school to learn how to use hammers.
V: Nooooo! That’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying she’s not good at clothes.
Me: Sure she is! She sews her own clothes too!
V: Nooooo! But I’m saying she’s not good at making clothes of wood.
3. A Vincenzo statement that shows how practical he is:
V: I don’t like to eat lamb because of all that wool.