My major complaint as of 8AM this morning was that I had nothing to blog about. Whine moan Vincenzo hasn’t said anything funny whine complain I haven’t returned any Louis Vuitton bags lately whine whine where’s that cyanide tablet when you really need it? complain whine blah.
But then I opened my computer and noticed Kevin installed Windows 7! And now I can’t open Windows Live Writer because I can’t get past the part where it requires me to recite the entire atomic elements chart in backwards order by memory! And so I have to write my posts through WordPress! Which is a problem as I never did find out how to upload pictures to WordPress! And holy crap, like, I actually have to write things now?!
Oh! But this is not a problem, as my husband works at Microsoft and can solve all software problems! I can get help without even calling India! I called Kevin and asked for the fix. He knew just how to solve my blogging problems: “That’s easy,” he said. “If you can’t insert pictures, why don’t you just describe the pictures in your post?”
Then I was all, “Operator? Operator? Can you put me through to India? K thx bye.”
Kevin tried to cheer me up by telling me to minimize any window on my screen, put my mouse on the title bar, and shake it vigorously. I did so and felt signifiantly not cheered up. He said, “Isn’t it cool? Did it minimize all the windows on your screen? Wasn’t it fast?”
I decided the best way to cheer myself up at this point would be to hang up on Kevin. As I did, I could hear him asking, “Do you know where Clyde is? Maybe he’s blocking the tubes…”
Hey, does anyone know how to say, “Mail order bride” in Hindi?