Vincenzo: I’m thirsty.
Me: What would you like to drink?
Vincenzo: A sandwich.
Me, reading Vincenzo’s children’s bible to him: “Then Jacob married.”
Vincenzo: His sheep.
Vincenzo: Jacob married his sheep.
Kevin spent a very confused weekend cleaning house for the house keeper we just hired. If any of you have hired a house cleaner at some point in your life, can you please assure him that yes, it’s standard practice to straighten your house before she comes, and that no, it’s not a “special deal” I worked out with this particular house cleaner to save a few dollars? This concept is just too big for him to wrap his brain around. I think he thought he was hiring another wife, not a house cleaner.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE: