Vincenzoisms

Vincenzo:

…on answering the door: “Hi Wendy.  Want to see what’s in my pants?”

…talking to his great grandma: “I got a tee-pee only it’s not like the kind you use in the toilet.  It’s the kind you camp in.”

…talking to his grandpa on the phone: “Well I think we’re running out of answering machine tape so we should go now.”

…walking by his squirming baby brother: “The creature stirs, my friend, the creature stirs.”