Other signs I’m not doing nearly as well as I think I am:
1. I showed up at the right doctor’s office, at the right time, with the right kid, but on the wrong day.
2. I realized I wore my breast pad backwards all day—the absorbant side facing out
3. I put on a pair of underwear after going to the bathroom and realized significantly later that the “feminine hygiene product” was on the OUTSIDE of them. (??)
I swear I’m one step away from nursing the cat* and wiping my husband’s bottom.
*Matlick, Andrea. “Whew!” Personal e-mail. August 16, 2009.