QUICKIE:
Kevin: Try some chicken, Vincenzo. It’s really good.”
V: No thanks.
Kevin: You’ll like it!
V: No thanks.
Kevin: It’s possibly the best chicken I’ve ever tasted.
V: Then why don’t you have it, Daddy?
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Clydey Clyde had his annual vet appointment this week and I brought in a fecal sample so they could test it or fling it or whatever it is vets do with cat poo. I paid $40 to leave Clyde’s poo at the vet. By the time I got home there was a message on my machine saying I had dropped off a bag full of number one, not of number two. So essentially I paid the vet $40 to identify a substance as cat pee. Cat owner epic fail.
I asked the vet about Clyde’s butt-licking problem so she took a good look at his keester and said it all looked pretty normal. All I can deduce about Clyde’s licking problem, then, is that he does it because it likes the way it tastes. I guess that’s just what happens when you’re fed cat food out of a grimy bowl on the ground all day. C’est la cat vie.
WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:
Salmon with dill yogurt
Baked potatoes
Broccoli with cheese sauce
If your buddy Clyde didn’t lick his butt he’d have a dirty hole and smell like poop all the time. Maybe he’s just obsessed with cleanliness like those people who wash their hands all the time.
I thought you were going to say the vet identified the contents of the bag as Cocoa Puffs.
lol love this post…but the cocoa puff comment is the best.
That’s a lot of money for a fecal sample malfunction!
That is NOT all cat hair. Because that would mean that you actually save the cat hair somewhere…and that would worry me. a lot.