I think I need an intervention

QUICKIE: Vincenzo, running excitedly from bathroom yesterday: “Mommy!  I just washed my hands with toothpaste!”


Reason #72 my kid is going to get beat up on his way to school:


That’s right, pictorially labeled dresser drawers.

In random news: I made a semi-scientific discovery that I plan on patenting and selling for lots of money in the future.  In the meantime, I’ll share it all with you for free.  Are you sitting down?  Good.  Here it is: If you accidentally leave a glass of wine on the counter, every last fruit fly in your kitchen will dive in and die a happy, drunken death.  I need to run some experiments to see if the glass of wine truly needs to be accidental or not, and then MOVE OVER FLYTAPE, here comes something STICKIER!

Kevin is right now making me listen to Richard Cheese’s lounge music version of “Baby Got Back.”  It’s going to be a looooooooong weekend.

Dunno.  But I know what we had last night:

Marinated Mozzarella Stuffed Portobellos
Roasted Red Pepper and Tomato Soup
Salad with Blue Cheese and Apple
Zucchini Bread

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