If wishes were horses…

QUICKIE: Ever since we left Vincenzo with his aunt and instructions to fill his food bowl when she felt like it, he wants to be fed like all the time now.  It’s so annoying.

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THINGS I WISH KEVIN WOULD SAY:
1.  “I promise I won’t call you ‘Huggy Bear’ ever, ever again.”
2. “I’d love to massage your feet while watching all the Gossip Girl reruns with you.”
3. “Look, I bought you the camera cord after the FIRST TIME you mentioned you needed it on your blog!”  [consider it mentioned, dear]
4. “Hey, honey.  Microsoft is relocating us all to SWITZERLAND for the entire year!”
5. “Your job is SO hard.  I’m a fool for ever referring to it as a ‘permanent staycation.’”

 

THINGS KEVIN WISHES I WOULD DO:
1. Clean out the dryer lint trap so the house doesn’t light on fire
2. Get Lasik so we don’t have to buy 2 replacement pairs of glasses every year
3. Stop dinging up other people’s cars when I open my door
4. Put dirty diapers in the diaper genie instead of just next to it
5. Stop buying cinnamon massage oil that burns his skin and turns him into a gigantic, red-hot gummy bear

 

WHAT’S COOKIN’ 2NITE:

Cornbread Taco Bake

Salad with Candied Pecans and Apple

Chocolate Cake with Ice Cream

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